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Obama Jokes Again

Posted by Dan Draney on October 9, 2008

The clock on the clubhouse wall says it’s time for another controlled release from the Strategic Joke Reserve to ease the critical shortage of jokes about Senator Barack Obama.

Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Barack Obama have in common?
A: They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Tired of arguing with your insurance company about health care benefits? Just think how much better it will be under Obama’s Plan. Instead you’ll be able to argue with a federal government bureaucrat about your healthcare benefits.

Worried about privacy under the PATRIOT Act and warrantless wiretaps of terrorist phone calls that pass through the US? Here’s an idea: Let’s give the federal government complete access to and control of all our medical records.

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