Iran Captures Squirrel Nest of Spies

The Iranian government actually arrested 14 squirrels for “spying.” What’s even more hilarious is that they admitted it. The Iranians, not the squirrels, although we’re sure it won’t be long before those Revolutionary Guards wring a confession out of those little rodents.

You can see in this video, just how dangerous squirrels can be.

Seriously, though, we can almost imagine some bored marines on the border tying some old electronic parts around some squirrels and releasing them into the Iranian wild as a gag. Could it have been any more successful?